Dear Dave-

As of today, we have officially been married for furr lung yerrs. I am happy and proud to announce that I chose you as my crush for today. After furr lung yerrs of marriage, I still think you are one smokin', hot dish.

Every time you walk into a room, I feel at ease and excited. I love being in your presence because you are the best person I have ever met. You are nice, honest, open, easy-going, funny, confident, loving, hard-working, committed, and fantastic. I could go on and on about all of the reasons that I am attracted to you. Combine all of your marvelous personality traits together and add to that that you are 6'2" and have beautiful blue eyes with long lashes, and I would venture to say that you are the perfect man for me.

As a matter of fact, if you were not my husband and if you had come to your senses and dumped me years ago I would probably be climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' you up. You are, truly, that hot. Luckily for you, you won't have to hide yo kids and yo wife from me, because they are our kids and I am your wife.

Have you ever wondered what goes through my head when I go about my day, Dave? Well, if you have, I will tell you. All day, every day as I am doing our homework and raising our children and keeping our house clean I am thinking of what I can do to impress you. It's really hard standing in awe of you all the time, and I want you to be in awe of me. I want you to come home and be like, "Daaaaaamn girl. You da bomb."

I really hope that one day I will feel certain that my crush is reciprocated. It's hard work trying to lure you in.

Your Adoring Fan,
Molly