Dear P!nk

I've had several deep and contemplative sessions in which I attempted to locate my one, true crush. Russell Brand? Bradley Cooper? Edward Norton? Christian Bale? Johnny Depp? In the end, it always came down to you. My girl crush.

You are exactly like me. I mean, you're exactly like the alter ego of me if I was really hot and exceedingly talented.

I fell in deep, unrequited love with you during my twenties. You say so many of the words I wish I could and you do it while flipping off the paparazzi.

You bravely make fun of the Paris Hilton's of the world, you write a biting letter to George Bush, you get run over by an 18 wheeler and you still get right back up. You simply could not BE any cooler. Plus, you have an exclamation point in your name. So awesome.

Keep on screaming because I'm still listening.

Love,

Rae